The Hawk Tuah Girl Had Maybe The Most Awkward Stage Appearance Ever At "Rock The South"

Listen, I read every single blog comment on whatever I post. I promise I do. And all I've seen recently in the last few days is "Why haven't you posted a Hawk Tuah girl update?" And the answer to that was that there was no update. Until she hopped on stage at Rock the South, which is a country music festival in *checks notes* Cullman, Alabama. This year their headliners were Eric Church, Hardy, Jelly Roll, and then a guest appearance from Hawk Tuah girl who is seemingly everywhere now.

It's safe to say she's racking up the millions with ease after her first initial appearance at a Miami club where she got paid $30,000 to show up in a Tua Dolphins jersey:

Anyway, back to this video. Is this the most awkward video of all time? She came out to introduce Warren Zeiders (?) and Jelly Roll and not a single person gave a fuck. All I'm getting from this video is that I may have fallen off because if I were the organizers for this festival in the Deep South, Hawk Tuah girl is probably the first person I'm reaching out to. She's a southern belle, and doing a pretty decent job at turning her 10 minutes of fame into thousands of minutes. She's at 2 million followers on her Instagram and recently launched a competitor to OnlyFans where you can "connect 1 on 1 and see more of her daily crazy life":

Anyway, congrats to Hawk Tuah girl on the generational bag and continuing to make money off what you can only describe as a viral Internet lottery. Respect where respect is due.